The eyes question

Hi all woofers and non-woofers:
Lately I have been thinking about Chris' eyes with some of my woofer
penpals.
I have figured out that I would not be by her side if her eyes were in
perfect condition. So I decided that it is best that Chris' eyes stay
the way they are or improve only so little that I can stay with her and
accompany her everywhere.
Apparently, if her eyes improve only so much that she can see a tiny bit
and still cannot drive a car, she can have me and use my services. But
if her seeing gets any better, I will be downgraded to a pet Hapoo.
No way!
Because when you are officially a pet, then you will not be able to go
into supermarkets or movie theaters or gyms or other fun places. Plus, I
really hate being left behind. I love the Hapoo kennel, but that's only
because it is holidays and Chris will always come to pick me up.
So sorry, but Chris will have to stay the way she is, so I can avoide
obstacles for her and stop at curbs and remove cats from her proximity.
Cheers, Hapoo.